The thing about all those “schools should teach [blank] skill” is how often do you do the things school tells you? Has anyone honestly altered their diet based on knowledge of the food pyramid? Have you ever said no to drugs?
"Makeup should enhance your natural beauty, not obscure it. Use subtle highlights to accent the ravenous hunger in your eyes and bring out the extraordinary size of your submandibular venom glands."
"Your daily positive affirmation: today I am thankful for being alive and blessed with rows upon rows of teeth that shear right through muscle and bone."
"Conceal your dark circles. Conceal your bright chevrons and your dusky stripes. The humans must not suspect what you are."
"New research shows that ideal femininity encompasses a lamia’s beauty, a cyclops’ strength, a hydra’s deadliness, a Fury’s heartlessness, a harpy’s swiftness, and a sphinx’s love of feasting on less intelligent creatures. Be a chimera that cannot be contained!"
"Aim to be described as "inexplicably eerie," "unsettlingly off," and "I’m not sure what she looks like, I could never keep my eyes on her face long enough to see.""
it is time.
soon the era of pumpkin will fall and the northern winds whisper
I think I’m in love. She is getting full force the mood swings and wild depression that is my current state and wanted me to dance it out with here.
And I get to see my truest college music crush live for the first time ever in Boston!
Dreams do come true!
He has not left my side all day. He’s been nudging his way onto and into my lap, and he keeps putting his little paws on my face whenever I do something other than pet him.
I’m concerned, because as snuggly as he usually is, he has a very clear limit of cuddle time. And generally prefers to lay on me/snuggle without me petting him. And he always gets up and leaves if I move around, or do something other than love him.
Or maybe he just knows the hole I’ve built for myself this week and is worried about me.