L: 24 YEARS, LIVING THE DREAM

clusterphoque:

do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about

This just really messed me up on my crowded train.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

What’s in my bag and my battle station. My two favorite kinds of nosy posts

arrestedwesteros:

Narrator: And although the intervention didn’t work…it turned into one of the Bluth family’s better parties.
Spring Breakout - 2x17

arrestedwesteros:

Narrator: And although the intervention didn’t work…it turned into one of the Bluth family’s better parties.

Spring Breakout - 2x17

Ladies and gentlemen, the republican favorite for president.

Anonymous:
Wtf is Tim Hortons though

donutduchess:

tim hortons is my life, and without it i would be nothing. it is what fuels me, what makes me want to see the light of tomorrow. wikipedia defines it is “a Canadian multinational fast casual restaurant” but it is so much more. tim hortons is indescribable as it is not solely canada’s most beloved chain coffee and bake shop, but a full experience. even the scent of fresh coffee brewing, hot donuts right out of the oven, and the faint lingering of burned bagels is enough to set my head spinning. you can’t simply just ask a canadian to define tim hortons, because tim hortons defines a canadian

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

mexicangirlfriend:

My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.

This bums me out.

vicesandvessel:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

of course girls don’t have to clear their internet history
girls are smart enough to use an incognito window

fallontonight:

The Ragtime Gals give us a “toot-toot” in their version of Ignition (Remix).

Do yourself a favor and go watch this right now!

Enter Hamlet, half naked

shitmystudentswrite:

In this scene with Hamlet and Ophelia, it is important that Hamlet is half naked and uncomfortably exposing a lot of skin in front of Ophelia who at this point would have already tried to give Hamlet his things back.

heckacute:

I don’t think I want to hang out. I’m super tired. I woke up in the middle of the night last night and couldn’t remember the name of the things that you used to be able to buy from the church to erase all of your sins and I refused to let myself look it up so I just lied awake in bed for three and a half hours until I thought of it. They’re called “indulgences.” 

Anyway, leave a message after the beep. 

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

 
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