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What am I going to do now?
This is just a disappointment. Buddy went into full on weird mode over the past two days. Texting me all the time, not getting the hint that I am sore and in no mood to hang out, making uncomfortable statements that I can’t at all get behind. And I think there are two real issues: 1. He called me, when I was at my male friends house. This isn’t that bad, until you consider that he...
MY ROOMMATE GOT ME A TIME TURNER!
MY ROOMMATE GOT ME A TIME TURNER!
L on drugs:
People. I am absolutely fucked on these pain killers. I tried to eat pizza last night (yes the day after oral surgery, come at me bro!) and it was a terrible idea. My body is in such a state of strangeness, my fingertips feel fully separate from the rest of my fingers. And the soles of my feet are tingling. My little brother is being awesome and basically laying on a couch next to me, waiting...
I got my wisdom teeth out today. All 6 of them. Keep me entertained?
Of course A has fully broken up with his girlfriend. And while I don’t at all believe that this is over, I’m not entirely sure what to do about it. Advice?
So my dad does this thing. If ANYONE interrupts him while he’s working, even if it’s the first time, or just to offer him coffee, he just snaps as if this is the billionth frustration he has had to endure in the last five minutes. I just asked him if he knew where my birth certificate is, and since everyone else has accepted this rule about interrupting, he has actually had noone talk...
As if you guys would be interested in my day
But just for the record? I submitted two papers, rocked my management interview, woke up at 5, and brought this apparently new boy some fudge. Cause I’m sweet like that. We’ve been hanging out since 1, him working on essays, me tumbl’n and napping and chatting with his roommates. I’ve never hung out with a boy so genuinely sweet to me. And it’s really nice
xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex. This is so perfect I can hardly put it into...
Oh god, I can barely stand how cute he is
He came back and said he forgot something. And then kissed me. WHAT IS GOING ON!?
I had the sweetest day today.
Sincerely. I got a flower, and I just feel so silly about it.
I am, I am, I am.: I hate all these people taking... →
honeycaves: I hate all these people taking a shit on Valentines day like “oooh my boyfriend cheated on me once so now i’m allowed to make people who like each other feel bad” or “oooh it’s sooooo commerical” or the classic “ooooh if you rlly lub sum1 everyday shud be lyk valentines day mhmm”. Hey man, i’m sitting in my parents house alone listening to my heart and mind shatter into pieces....
That was a night!
The back of your neck
Is perfect. And I want to be there all the time.
On the subject of A
L: Oh my god, he's going to break up with his girlfriend!
K: Oh man.
L: What do I even say to this!
J: I'm here for you, winky face.
K: Well let me know how that goes!
S: My body is ready!
Moving date set.
April 30th I will be coming back to Beantown. While the Lombardi is going to fucking New York, I can only assume that my fresh presence will help soothe that brutal wound.
Just… Just win. Edit: Boys. Really? I mean, really?
The simple lack of her is more to me than others’ presence.– Edward Thomas (via thatkindofwoman)
There is something to be said for operating like a bitch at all times. I just really want a BLT and it would be great if I could eat that.