I'M MOVING TO BOSTON TODAY
I’M MOVING TO BOSTON TODAY
My last day in Canada begins. I’m going to miss everyone so much.
For what it’s worth: it’s never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever...– The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Watching my cousin's Husky puppy for the night
A list of my reactions to this puppy so far: oh my god that is the cutest thing I have ever seen SHE SMELLS SO CUTE OH LOOK AT YOU NIBBLE ON MY FINGERS who’s a dog!? WHO’S A DOG!(I have a bad habit of asking animals who is the animal) well, how am I going to tell my cousin she’s never getting this dog back LOOK AT HER SHADOW! EVEN HER SHADOW! oh my god look at her...
me: All scientists are hipsters, that's why they wear glasses.
me: "I stopped working on electromagnetic induction. It was too current."
me: "I used to have a passion for oceanography but I got sick of talking about the mainstream."
me: "Of course I'm not a mathematician. Calculus-based models of the universe are SO derivative."
me: "I'm an expert on geothermal vents--"
husband: Oh my God.
me: "--They're probably too deep for you."
I need to just go on a rant here
Because my president, President Obama, went on a late night talk show and “slow jammed” the news. And I get that this is a huge part of what makes him loved by millions of people, that he is charismatic and charming and funny and would actually go on a late night talk show and do something fun.And I get that my demographic specifically is going to choose someone they can relate to...
Actual things my brother says to me:
Brother: You should just get a job and get rich
L: Oh yeah? Why is that?
Brother: So I can get really good birthday and Christmas presents
Here's a question:
sowzamae: Why can’t I just have unlimited funds? WE NEED ANSWERS TO THIS AS SOON AS YESTERDAY
On this day
I stopped living with The Roomie. And a small part of the universe was forever changed. I honestly have no idea how I will ever find someone who so completed me as a friend as that woman did for the past two years. She was and is the truest bro, and I’m going to miss the crap out of her.
So, the Favorite got me a Gryffindor pillow and a Chocolate Frog. And then presented to me every Harry Potter audiobook. Just because he knew I’d like them. And that with a giant move to Boston and away from him, I would really really love to have a reminder of him. I’m really glad to know people in real life who are as perfect as people write about. I can barely deal with how much I...
In honor of what is sure to be a magical night for...
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And today at 2
I will write the last exam of my undergraduate degree. Cause holy shit it’s already the 19th of April. I’m moving to another country in 11 days.
I CAN READ THE BOTTOM HALF
What people think Old English is: Thou art indeed a fine lad, prithee yonder! Wherefore arest mine pantalones?
What it actually is: Syððan ǽrest wearð feasceaft funden, hé þæs frófre gebád, wéox under wolcnum weorðmyndum þáh, oð þæt him ǽghwylc ymbsittendra ofer hron-ráde hýran scolde, gomban gyldan. Þæt wæs gód cyning!
Tuesday afternoon thoughts
Can we discuss how heartbreakingly satisfying it must be to have the job of building things which have the sole purpose of being blown up? Like, imagine the guys who spend weeks building sets for movies who just have to watch their work be destroyed. That’s the entire point of their job. Spend time building something, watch it get blown up. What a tragically awesome cycle.
Just finished my final Business paper
In two weeks
I will have been in Boston for an hour already at this exact time (2:18) I can hardly stand how excited I am. Also, Bill Walsh is in an episode of Criminal Minds. And I’m waiting for Vinny Chase to walk in.
And Laura's asleep in my bed.
I dreamed you were carried away on the quest of a wave. Baby don’t go away. Come here
trishhyy: Call Me Maybe (Guy Version) |...
The Mama Mix
Half-way done, almost nothing accomplished. Except for watching 4 straight hours of bad TV and finishing a load of laundry. So! To get myself some motivation, a list of stuff I want to get done before I watch Titanic tonight (which is obviously my reward) finish all laundry pack up as much as I can start my final essay watch the remainder of independence day get some groceries call my...
New collectible Canadian quarter features a...
lebizarre: cityblue30: iheartchaos: Canada already had some of the world’s coolest collectible coins, but this new dinosaur quarter, celebrating the fossil beds of Alberta has a glow in the dark skeleton. A fucking glow in the dark dinosaur coin. Who designs these coins, Canada? The most awesome team of 8 year olds ever? I approve. Read More Hey Murica, you mad, bro? …well that is...
Things this lady is gonna do today!
Finish the paper I started yesterday. There is no word limit, I have 5,000 already Do my taxes like the late fucker I am EAT COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SUSHI WITH MY ROOMIE Watch Pulp Fiction for the first time ever Nap So basically, as long as I get that paper finished by midnight tonight, today is gonna be an alright day.
19 days till I leave for Boston! AND ONLY TWO WEEKS UNTIL I’M FINISHED MY UNDERGRADUATE DEGREE